Thursday, March 09, 2006

Summer Dreamy, and Basta off the cliff at Lower Rainbow

Today's scenario: a Hell of nice day at Lower Rainbow with sandals, versus Basta falling down a crazy-ass cliff and getting poison oak.

Basta five step program utilized by Zilenko to attempt to insert his penis into the ear of mother earth after 1. buying her oils and perfumes, 2. Making the clitoris sing opera. Unfortunatly, he forgot steps three through five. His attempt failed, um how should we say, prematurely.

Micheal Zelanko-nice lower rainbow of today, he found out he's about to be in a music video, in a speedo, on a yaught, Its a Jay-z video, on a yaught.. Bastas cliff fall, was falling on Z's bike, while standing, feeling hellof dumb, droppin his flute and shit. He also didnt like ideas behind dinosaur bob racist ass shizzle, (cass' beloved childrens book).

Cass, nice day at lower rainbow with sandals, the mellowness" at day care today, and just hangin out on the blacktop with the kids, playing with bouncy balls, and running to go retreve the balls from the street, which was fun becuase.. another, josie having circular needles... nonsense
Basta style fall cliffinit was, (nonsense).

Josie, hellof nice day at lower rainbow with swimsuit, her class getting cancelled, and getting out early, getting to come home before work, and... um, getting her coat back from Z's Speakeasy Party last saturday, (Zelanko's side note is that he lost a coat today(Josies).
Josies basta falling down a cliff, well she didnt have an interesting day, the espresso machine broke at work, so she had to heat milk in the microwave and everytime she heated it up, she spilt it on her shoes, also the people in the back of the bus today, not tight not tight... Next level average folks.
(Z, he had a bus nazi today, saying there was only room for two more people on the bus, but there was hella room, and made a group of three friends get off that shit, fuck.shit.)

Chris and his wonderful sunny day puffies, hotrocks, and sweet sluts, volenteering at the bike church, talking to Delaney about her coming in tommorow and shizzle, (Hype hotness factor to da max), and it was a nice day(3 mentions for brisk).
His Basta's bleeding face cliff tumble coming back to work type shits, was not writing any english papers today, lazyiness set in with gusto on this little starchild.

(guest phone conversation with Seth Krauthy and MC Zelanko, overheard by Henry)
"Less cruizing, noticably more fame, almost unanimous, almost like 18 out of 20,( His hood is on and shit it looks like Zelanko is going to jet any second,but hes still on the phone.) Thats so much work, what do you need two for? double the fun? I mean i like pleasure but like, i like fun, often times people do, thats where i come in, my pleasures doing good, my pleasures off the hook, yeah, maybe 4 out of six, definetly above sizler, i think i hit red lobster, i might be going to the outback know what im saying." "is it fun there(in santa fe) or is it just a bunch of old fools, do people give a shit? Pretty understanding over their huh, like care bears, i would hope not, Ive got so many ants in my house, you know what they love brita filters, they nest. You should look into that... Do you guys have sidewalks, yeah, ok, trees? skiing? no-way! do people wear those things, poncho's and cowboy boots, thats what i think of Santa Fe, thats sweet. My housemates got a lizard named mingus, and when the lizard dies hes gonna take it to mexico and have fools make boots out of it, well, maybe as racing stripes, thats about all the lizard can offer, unless your trying to make a really small boot... LIttle girls love dolls, its true..... good point, Raw Dawg? with a pole or what? Oh my god, and people get knocked off? your school is really hardcore huh, fairly? 7 9ths?

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