Sunday, February 26, 2006

the beggining, feb 26th.

aight, so we're starting this off with a high/low metaphor of 80's babe or shapely chest hair(nicholas cage in valley girl) vs. Butt.

Chris: Babalicious hour long stint at bookshop santa cruz > very cool novels, deciding on "monkey wrench gang" as the keeper. also notable> walking around town, chris' new joy in life, bikes are played out.
Butts include raining, which was more of a plumbers crack, and not finishing homework, with a "them some nasty buttholes" -Josie comment.

Henry: Redicoulously boner 80's babe was, well, watching, triggidy ass bette midler get kidnapped n' shit, I was happy about that shit. I really dont like bette "no doubt, bet"-Chris. Danny Devito dope ass acting in VHS Ruthless People, Much Props.
other than that i didnt do a dam thing all day, which leads me to Butt.
Butt, This trick fool sandwich bullshit fool couldnt take more time to make my subway 2.49 special sandwich. "Id like to see that dude in a dark alley with a sperm bomb". "yo, let me get that herb and cheeze", Helnahhelnah. giveaway my fuckin bread and shit, helnah helnah.

Bill: 80's babe/vshape chest hair, today would be in his top 10% of laziest days of his life. Babe also=Linkin up itunes network in the house. and figuring out classes. "Hell yeah yo"-Henry. He proceeded to hype us on some sustainable living class, and we was all sure sure sure shogan, rock that shit homie.
Bill's Butt(something highly celebrated among friends, its apparently quite nice.):"whats up wit cho butt"-henry, Um I dunno, pretty average, "what about the green lemon?"-chris, Unidentifiable green object= rotted lemon which let of dust clouds like a real life pigpen from charlie brown.

Josie: Triangle of chest hair food, dinner tonight was nasty good yo, also the parmesean bagel w/ cream cheeze and tomato(she brings this up every night) was again.... good. "I love triangle chest hairs that have to do with food."-josie, her
Butt: Getting ready for work with lots o' stuff to be at work alone (like magazines and some size fat cool nicknacks) but alas, the boss man showed up, "Bahhh"(a staple in Josie's speech). She was later excited to leave and go home after work, but she fuckin left the lights on in bills car, drained that fuckin battery, and we had to roll to soquel to jump that shit with cass' whoopty ride.

Cass:(noteworthy comment, cass took notes during the session and so had not much time to think, so her H/L's are excusable) Triangle Chest Hair, a left over cold burrito from Jalepeno's, her Butt, shes buttless, Butt-free, "Sure Rach"-Chris.


Kudos for the night:
To cass and jos from bill: Good butternut soup homies
To Bill from Henry: Thanks for wearing that sweater today bill. "That sweater is the new old hotness, thanks for keeping us current"-Henry


That concludes our first edition, so if your listening to the sounds of "run that shit" by Edan, then your probly feelin us, and if your in on some bikes and hummers type o yelling bout's, your on the level, but if your on some Bette Midler's a hyphy wify type shit then your shit is played and we dont want you jockin us on the internet foo. Bounce.
Hell Yeah Yo, Peace.
Lefties feb 26th 2006.

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