best bus stories, from back in the day...

YO, this is Henry, and I think we all have some old time bus stories, feel free to add yours in the comments section of the blog, but here you go.... Josie is telling stories about her sisters, they hella dumb. Hella high school, which brings us to our destination, and after a half an hour of stories about bus wierdo's in saintly cruz, its about time we all dug way back to give you the ill hotness in old slimeball antics.

Cass told us a story about a kid getting called a "CATNIP" and making this other kid hella sad and shit, but Cass asured the kid that that was some stupid shit to say. Josie Chimed in.. when she was little she called her mom a name and she got the soap, so couldnt call her anything bad or she'd get the soap again so she called her a "mudsplat", I told a story just now, yall missed it... back to josie, who once when there was an older kid picking on her she said to him "shut up, you have elastic jeans on!", she served Jimmie Preskenis, a dude from dover, in delaware.

Here we go, the Bus

Short Bus #13Glen Ellen CA, Dunbar, (josie laughed)what would be a two minute car ride, turns into a long as little kid wait, trying to get the farthest back seat on the bus, always after that last seat, at about 4th grade, being one of the older kids of the bus, he goes for the backseat, but the bitchy ass first graders from chris' hill decided to talk shit about him, hellof cruel ass girls(Lacey and some other red headed). He began to dread that ride home becuase those bitches are always making him miserable, at one point, she got dropped off at the bus stop at get on the bus with those bitches, but Chris' mom(who was already angry from some other shit), Chris mom did the unthinkable, intimidate the shit out of the two bitches and Serve them with a Yardcore mom steez, props to Penny, she stopped those bitches.

Story about an Evil Lacey, Cass' story:
A girl name lacey dared cass to put up her middle finger, cass didnt know what it meant and did it, in front of the principal... moral of the story is that cass cried.


Guest Narration:
Kelly: Riding the bus as a young lad up until becoming a old ass dude.. with much celebs.. rasta kid, nick l, and more..
I rode the bus, all the fucking time. i was a bus riding maniac. only been kicked off three times.
i was hell of crazy.
the height of craziness...
gotta give mad props to lil j wilson.. a funny ass dude (made a mask of his penis and balls in art class.. painted skin tone.. slab of penis and balls.. whattttt) he was fo real. hella crazy
lil j pretty much owned the back mini seat.. *prize seat* earned that seat like nobody else
opened the back door to throw shit at cars...
after snapple bottle throwing craze,
now for the height of craziness:
lil j wilson on his rager path.. at the corner of Leveroni and Arnold, j hucked the mini seat bottom out the window
then he had no seat for like a week
towards the end of high school i had to sit in the front seat a lot.
ROWDY BUS
G.E. Bus 11...

in regards to me laughing about the short bus.. GE was a small ass town and was hella far away.. short bus went all over that place to pick up some little kiddies.

shit was wack.. bus service stopped in sixth grade.
fools.


Im back, its henry and im writing again, (in walks chris in his one piece red shit)

Josie on a bus story, her buddy dustin fell asleep on the bus and she decided not to wake him up, so he stayed asleep and it drove away and Jos, just decided to let dude sleep.... another story, this girl andrea, a really nice girl, got on and sat with Josie, the girl got sick, leaned over and puked into the aisle, and the puke slid in the black slots of the aisle, spreading throughout the bus through the hills, (off she exits "sorry guys, but i gotta take a shower").

Crashiddy: one of the times she went to SF on the weekend, there was a guy wearing a doctors mask on the side of his face, and in the elastic strap there was a $20, she posed in front of him and apparently he was fairly hyphy. She later apoligized for the story, thanks shortee.

Bill is MIA, possibly watching movies with college girls and shit.