More tales of public restrooms
tales of public restrooms..
By: Josephine Louise
today, in the lovely cabrillo bathroom (the one under the library) I entered 'the stall'.. apparently this is the most frequented stall by those people I would like to refer to as 'sitters' - those bathroom goers that make a trip to the toilet an epic event. Paragraph after paragraph has been written in this stall. This particular writing, basically a short novel about the harmfulness of cars on our environment was paired with a particularly humorous comment. There, next to the three paragraph expose it was written.. 'white ass hippies.. tofu motherfuckers.'
that is all. public bathrooms can be quite entertaining. ha tofu motherfuckers.
Also notable.. the soapy soap dispenser in the male bathroom at cabrillo. more details to come..
stay tuned folks. (or bri)
(in case any of you adventurous types want to check it out for yourselves)
(new addition from Henry)
This refers to bathrooms and a soon to be really played out joke that yall's will be reading and cursing at me about. At Cabrillo:
In the same bathroom josie described, only the male version, there are a few interesting contraptions on the wall, there is the condom dispenser with the " cool graffiti" style logo, thats by the door, and then theirs the soap. by the sink...
The soap by the sink is located to the left of the big mirror, and into the corner, I noticed a few months back that the soap dispenser is hell of "wacky".. Printed on the liquid soap dispenser is a really cartoon version of a ghost and in a spooky font it says "soapy Soap", this looks to be a gimic to get the young children to use soap instead of the rinse down, a staple in child handwashing technique. Somehow this dispenser made its way to cabrillo, perhaps becuase its Junior College.
The fun part came when one day after using the trusty soapy soap to cleanse my hands, I thought I was in need of an extra wastefull, good feeling of the hands dry down, so i turn to the towel dispenser to get me one of thems, and there is someones sharpie writing across it saying "towely Towel", that shit was too funny, i hope it seems funny in reading it.
Im out, Peacy Peace.
Henry.
By: Josephine Louise
today, in the lovely cabrillo bathroom (the one under the library) I entered 'the stall'.. apparently this is the most frequented stall by those people I would like to refer to as 'sitters' - those bathroom goers that make a trip to the toilet an epic event. Paragraph after paragraph has been written in this stall. This particular writing, basically a short novel about the harmfulness of cars on our environment was paired with a particularly humorous comment. There, next to the three paragraph expose it was written.. 'white ass hippies.. tofu motherfuckers.'
that is all. public bathrooms can be quite entertaining. ha tofu motherfuckers.
Also notable.. the soapy soap dispenser in the male bathroom at cabrillo. more details to come..
stay tuned folks. (or bri)
(in case any of you adventurous types want to check it out for yourselves)
(new addition from Henry)
This refers to bathrooms and a soon to be really played out joke that yall's will be reading and cursing at me about. At Cabrillo:
In the same bathroom josie described, only the male version, there are a few interesting contraptions on the wall, there is the condom dispenser with the " cool graffiti" style logo, thats by the door, and then theirs the soap. by the sink...
The soap by the sink is located to the left of the big mirror, and into the corner, I noticed a few months back that the soap dispenser is hell of "wacky".. Printed on the liquid soap dispenser is a really cartoon version of a ghost and in a spooky font it says "soapy Soap", this looks to be a gimic to get the young children to use soap instead of the rinse down, a staple in child handwashing technique. Somehow this dispenser made its way to cabrillo, perhaps becuase its Junior College.
The fun part came when one day after using the trusty soapy soap to cleanse my hands, I thought I was in need of an extra wastefull, good feeling of the hands dry down, so i turn to the towel dispenser to get me one of thems, and there is someones sharpie writing across it saying "towely Towel", that shit was too funny, i hope it seems funny in reading it.
Im out, Peacy Peace.
Henry.
posted by Game Recognize Game at 10:25 PM
3 Real Talk:
most of the women's bathrooms at sfsu have a chalkboard in each stall for just such a purpose. mostly the comments are about girl power. but there's one that has a 4 person conversation about whether or not this girl should stay with her man even though of all sins...he is short. bitches.
yeah i definitely laughed out loud. both at the "junior" college part and the towely towel punchline. nice work henry.
tonight i completed my quest of seeing these crazy soap dispensers in action. and by action i mean i squeezed out some soap even though i wasn't washing my hands. but then i felt guilty, because someone has to clean that up. that soap.
a cabrillo question: has anyone watched this arc welder at work? from where i'm sitting i can see 5 "do not watch arc welder at work" so i'm just wondering if the danger hype is for real.
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